On the moon Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa were brooding in their new castle.
Rita is silently looking through her book of spells, while an insanely
bored Zedd watches her.
Rita: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
Zedd: You know I was just wondering, why the f**k did I marry you?
Rita: ...BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME?
Zedd: Hell no! I really can't stand you unless you are helping me do evil.
Rita: OH ZEDDIKINS, DON'T SAY THAT. I AM A VERY VALUABLE ASSET IN YOUR
LIFE! (Plugs her ears to what he says next)
Zedd: Yeah? Well I'm giving your ASSets one week to come up with a good
monster or you can get out of here!
Goldar, Rito, Baboo, Squatt, and Scorpina walk in. A dutifull Finster is
seen working in the background tied to a ball and chain. Goldar and Scorpina
walk towards the new throne stepping together in the same rhythm.
Goldar: Lord Zedd, Rita, look who has come back from outer space! (Points
to Lamy...er Scorpina)
Scorpina: My lovely Rita and Lord Zedd it is good to see you again. (Lies
and tries to itch off the armor she has on)
In the background Rito walks over to Finster and farts near him. Then after
dispensing his surprise for the beshakeled Finster walks away to find some
of his two week old tacos.
Rito: Just what are you doing? (Says this to Squatt while itching his head
and smelling his underarms)
Squatt: Eating your tacos!
Baboo: Shhh! (Smacks Squat on the back of the neck)
Rito: That tears it! (Picks up his bone sword and begins to fight)
Squatt: Waaaaaaah! (Throws his arms up and tacos fly all over)
Baboo: Baka na! (Beats on Squatt while Rito beats on them both)
Meanwhile back on Earth all the Power Rangers are in the Juice Bar. (But
of course) Jason is sitting with Emily and his eyes are in a haze. There
are mirrors on his shoes and he keeps looking into them. Emily not noticing
that the mirrors are there or that they are aimed at her skirt opening
keeps talking. Drool starts to come from his mouth and she she stops.
Emily: So Jason are we still on for the movie tonight?
Jason: Yeah sure whatever! (Even more drool comes out)
Adam is sitting with Tanya at a table near a TV. They are watching a Sailor
Moon cartoon and he vaguely thinks of how silly the show is. (Somewhere
off camera Usagi is sitting in her room thinking the same thing about Power
Rangers) Adam is only watching the show because Tanya turned the TV to
that station.
Tanya: So uh, what did you want to tell me Adam?
Adam: Um, uh.... I, uh.. yeah I love.... uh (Blushes and sweats) So you
wanna... I know I sound stupid.... Aw heck! Tanya I love you and think
you are great as the Yellow Zeo Ranger! (Screams)
Everyone stops what they were doing and looks at Adam and then goes back
to what they were doing as if nothing ever happened. Adam is totally red
now and starts to cry because everyone pegs him as the sensative one anyway.
Tanya sits there looking at him as he cries and whine for twenty minutes.
She wonders how the heck she ever became a Ranger anyway.
Rocky is sitting at a table by himself eating a years supply of food and
chugging some Jolt cola and a few coffees. Every now and then a girl comes
near him asking him for a date, Rocky makes a face, rolls his eyes and
says something mean. He is thinking of how Saban made him seem so stupid
all the time and always tried to get him a semi steady girl....
Rocky: You won't catch me being all mushy and writing poetry and stuff
like that with a girl!
Meanwhile at the Power Chamber Billy is chasing Alpha 5 around with a monkey
wrench. The three Treys are all talking but the words don't seem to match
their voices. Turning on the VR Troopers they all comment on how kewl the
actor Brad Hawkins is and soup him up.
After Alpha 5 was dissasembled Billy began to make an object that would
do two things for him. One it would blow up that damned Power Chamber and
that evil uncaring semi visible Zordon with it. Second it would steal the
Gold Powers from the Treys and allow Billy to jump back to action. His
fishy girlfriend had even helped him with the last idea.
Then the Alien Ranger are seen in the background fighting a giant woman
who is in her eighties. She swats at them with her purse and none of them
think to dodge her attacks. Then on a freak accident someone lights a match
near her rump and she grabs it then runs off trying to pat the fire out.
The Kaku... er Alien Rangers chase after the silly monster GrannyGrump
dutifully.
Kat: Tommy help, Tommy Help me! Tommy help meeeeeee! (She says as she sees
a small bug on the floor near her)
Tommy: Yes Kat... Yes Kat... whatever you say Kat. (Is wearing a butler
suit while he says this)
Tommy morphs and proceeds to kill the monster all on his own even though
Ernie was ready to help with the bug spray. Due to Tommy's ignorance he
manages to destroy the Juice Bar and they all go to Ernie's beach resort
type place as if nothing happened.
Far away in Florida Kim was doing a movie called, "The Shogun's Daughter."
No one thought or belived it was truely her so she went ahead and filmed
the movie letting them show her face. Then to complete her day she went
onto the Net and uploaded some nude pics of herself to many random Newsgroups.
Lastly at the infamous Peace conferance Zack got put into a space ship
and was shot off into space. Finally having a Sentai team of his own he
didn't need to dance while he was fighting to draw everyone's attetion
to him. Trini decided that she had enough with being a standard good girl
and moved to the city of angels. There she fought a man using her grasshopper
style against his Crow style.
And hidden from them all was the youth Justin. He waited and waited while
Rocky ate and played and pushed away girls all day. Justin was another
of Saban's pawns, or was he? He knew Rocky was on his way OUT. It was just
a matter of time before he would get onto the show and make it a copy of
B-Fighter, I mean Big Bad Beetle Borgs...
Finally the viewer grew tired of this and turned the TV off with a new
idea to write a silly parody. It started out with a shot of the castle
on the moon. Lord Zedd was looking at Rita who was silently reading her
book.
