Justin is fine,
he has a sharp mind,
and a cute little smile that is sunny.
He's smart as a whip,
the kid is a kick,
but he just don't compare to Tommy.

Andros is cool,
in control, no ones fool,
even though sometimes he is broody.
He's a handsome Red Ranger,
one we'd call when in danger,
but he just don't compare to Tommy.

Adam's quite a guy,
shy smile makes girls sigh,
and his dark eyes really are dreamy.
As a frog, he's the best,
he's got style, he's got zest,
but he just don't compare to Tommy.

Carlos is a dream,
hunky bod makes girls scream,
and shirtless he makes the scene steamy.
With that hair and those eyes,
he does make quite a prize,
but he just don't compare to Tommy.

T.J.'s a hunk,
he's got class, he's no punk,
as a leader he was just groovy.
In red, or in blue,
he can make the girls drool,
but he just don't compare to Tommy.

Zack sure can dance,
got the moves to entrance,
he's just not the kind to be gloomy.
When he beams that bright grin,
hearts no doubt will give in,
but he just don't compare to Tommy.

Billy's true blue,
he just hasn't a clue
of why girls go so crazy and moony.
They plan and they plot,
and they think he's quite hot,
but he just don't compare to Tommy.

Jason's a ten,
far above other men,
it's all quite clear-cut to me.
To his bod girls make shrines,
and they sigh and they pine,
but he just don't compare to Tommy.

Rocky is sweet,
the kind girls love to meet,
although sometimes he's been a bit goofy.
His heart's made of gold,
funny, daring and bold,
but he just don't compare to Tommy.

PR guys are all hot,
we like them..a lot!
So, please don't get all weepy and woozy.
The teams roster's changed,
colors been rearranged,
but still no one compares to Tommy.

Heads above all the rest,
we declare him the best,
those dark eyes and that hair make him dreamy!
Whether green, white or red,
Astronema or Lord Zedd,
NO ONE can compare to our Tommy!

Take your polls, take your shots,
we agree they're all hot,
you can tell us we're being quite looney.
"Green with Evil" to Turbo,
we are faithful 'cause we know....
NO ONE will EVER come close to Tommy!

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